1. heckstasy:

    How to Have Sex:

    • spin around
    • S TOP
    • double take tHREE TIMES
    • 1
    • 2
    • PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT
    • WOOOOOO WOOOOO
    • stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT
    • BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN

    (via m0vingforw4rd)

     

    1. Me when I first joined Tumblr: Oh, I already reblogged this. That's too bad.
    2. Me now: I reblogged this every day for the last three weeks and I'mma do it again. I don't give a fuck.
     
  2. ndib:

    jakface:

    TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT zooowwwwww~

    Drawn for funsies, sold at FanExpo to the lovely Rachel. :D

    Adding Punk!Team Rocket to my cosplay list now…

     
  3. platypersona:

    Somebody came to my restaurant with a lemur as a service animal.

     
  4. guo-jia:

    stunningpicture:

    After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

    THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

    (via myborderlinebattle)

     

  5. haa-:

    there’s this sofa shop near my house and they are called the sofaking. and every ad poster they have says they are ‘sofaking cheap’ and if that isnt the greatest thing you have heard today then wow

    (via myborderlinebattle)

     

  6. hopetimelord:

    twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

    cell-mate:

    crackerhell:

    ethanwearsprada:

    i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

    yes

    pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

    BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

    OHANA MEANS FAMILY

    OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

    OR FORGOTTEN

    (via theleaningtower0fpizza)

     

  7. stablevertigo:

    What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

    • I am unable to do that
    • I am too stressed out to do that
    • I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
    • My body will physically not allow me to do that
    • I am on the verge of a panic attack
    • I cannot do that

    What people hear:

    • I am unwilling to do that
    • I am just shy
    • I am overreacting
    • I am lazy
    • I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
    • I need a push
    • I don’t want to do that

    Inspired by X

    (via grafked)

     
  8. avengersssss:

    strangely-poetic:

    strangely-poetic:

    PLEASE READ, POSSIBLE VIRUS GOING AROUND

    Okay, so this is the 2nd time that I’ve gotten this message. At first I was like “Oh yeah its just someone who’s trying to get themselves promoted or something but then I got this again and it doesn’t seem right because they changed their name to Victoria suddenly??? When I first got it it was Nathaly but this could be a virus I have no clue, I never went to the website or their tumblr because I don’t want to get any possible viruses on my computer so I might be wrong but just in case please reblog it because I don’t want anyone to get any viruses. If I’m wrong then please tell me and I’ll take this down but for now please reblog this, thank you!

    UPDATE: Yeah it’s virus blogs. I’ve gotten them from two different people and their title was the same. One was “Beautiful Landscapes” and the other was “Beautiful Tattoos” and so yeah reblog this really fast before anyone gets the virus ok thanks again. The first blog that sent me this was zinokmass so watch out for zinokmass and labagaww thank you guys so much ignore the message if you get it

    I got the same but from artwonersloveworld, take care.

    (via phoenixrising2013)

     

  9. heros-of-the-bluebox:

    sluttyoliveoil:

    cough

    rough

    though

    through

    why dont these words rhyme

    but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

    (via theleaningtower0fpizza)

     

  10. landofquestsandtales:

    couple-of-dumbasses:

    leviisacutelittleshit:

    colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    beggars-opera:

    colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

    easy there henry

    whos henry what thef uck?

    *faint laughter from Britian*

    *history teachers crying*

    King Henry the Eighth of England

    (via sweetdisease)

     

  11. greed:

    i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

    (Source: longful, via theleaningtower0fpizza)

     

  12. I know how to be alone. Ive been alone for weeks now..

     

  13. rjalker:

    Just a thing to prove to my mom.

    Please reblog if you’re a girl and you don’t shave your legs/arm pits, or you’re a girl who does shave her legs/arm pits, but doesn’t think any the less of others that do not or if you’re a guy who doesn’t care if a girl shaves or not.

    If I get enough reblogs, I’ll show this to her, and maybe it will be enough to convince her to stop telling me to be ashamed of my body’s natural functions just because I’m a girl.

    (via theleaningtower0fpizza)

     

  14. noelfieldingnoelfielding:

    tupacabra:

    liluminati:

    toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

    image

    without it its just

    image

    NYELLO

    there will come a day when i will stop reblogging this, but today is not the day.

    (Source: laptoplucifer, via theleaningtower0fpizza)